DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
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Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
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What's dad's email?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!