so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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