Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
he just fucked me for my cheese..
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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