i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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