a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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