how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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