Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
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he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
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I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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