This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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