and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
you didnt know i had herpes?
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
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he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
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Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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