I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I looked at my own cervix.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I'm always down for nudity.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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