they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
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i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
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He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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