Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
how does that bad decision feel?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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