I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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