Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Acid is not a monday night drug
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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