Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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