Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
