he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
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There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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