took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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