i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Another day, another engagement, another cat
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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