I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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