Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
