i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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