is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
i've created a new STD.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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