i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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