You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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