I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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