How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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