I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
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I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
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My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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