We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
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Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
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Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
You ruined the universe
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize