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If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
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He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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