put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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