may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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