i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
false alarm, still single
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