I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
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he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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