gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
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