I just pynch a tree in the face
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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