That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I am available for nakedness
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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