How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
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You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
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Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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