i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Randomize
