His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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