it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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