If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
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3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
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You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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