Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Congratulations! We have a period
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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