Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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