Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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