and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
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i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
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So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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