There is no way he is gay with that hair.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
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