hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
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I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
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Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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