Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
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