yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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