So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
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sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
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Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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