When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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