Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
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We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
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There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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