i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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