I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I have already put on my inside pants.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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