How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
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